Once on the 60, these two guys got on together: one very tall white guy and one notably short Chinese fellow. Both seemed pretty drunk and kind of an unlikely pair, like they just met at a conference and hit it off, but neither remembered how exactly they hit it off or what they had in common to begin with. They sit together at the back and laugh like they just remembered something funny from earlier.
Then in the awkward silence, the white guy musters up the best question he can think of, "So what’s your favorite program?”, to which the Chinese gentleman replies, “Hmm, that’s a hard question but I’d have to say Microsoft Word – there’s just so much you can do with it!”. Then they began yacking about their favourite sports teams and berating the other passengers for theirs. One guy replied that he didn't know and the white guy started screaming at him for being so ridiculous.